trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

(via thereisamancalledthedoctor)

gottalovelogan:

So I can follow all you Rushers. Thanks! :)

(via lovemelovemekendallschmidt)

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

(Source: warmachinerox, via fake-mermaid)

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

(via fake-mermaid)

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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